walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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