Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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