he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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