I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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