i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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