stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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