You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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