There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
