I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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