You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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