O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I think my vagina is haunted
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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