i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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