I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
do nipples grow back?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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