I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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