can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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