I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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