im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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