ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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