I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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