the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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