You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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