I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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