I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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