Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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