That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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