he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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