not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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