Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Found your dick twin last night
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Randomize