They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
