you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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