so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
