So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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