You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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