Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
the condom got lost in my hair
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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