is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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