i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think I sprained my soul last night
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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