Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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