I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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