So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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