come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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