Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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