I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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