I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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