Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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