And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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