Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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