Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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