How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
why does every cop we meet know your name?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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