i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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