You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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