I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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