If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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