I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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