I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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