Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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