YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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