You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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